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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

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Some of Gotham’s Most Famous by Vincent Vernacatola

I just came.

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Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
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If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me

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Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield | on the set ‘The Amazing Spider Man 2’ NYC [May 18,2013]

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I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.

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